BEFORE YOU EVEN COME TO CLASS. . .
(Barring real emergencies, you should not be getting up
in the middle of class for a potty break; this is not
high school where you can afford to miss a lecture
and pick it up again a week later)
OFF YOUR CELL PHONE
(I sincerely doubt you're so important that missing a call
will adversely affect the fate of the universe)
NO NOs. . .
THAT PERFUME/COLOGNE IS
A SUBSTITUTE FOR BATHING
(If I can smell you, you've got
WAY too much on)
HOMEWORK FOR ANOTHER CLASS
DURING THE LECTURES
ON YOUR SOCIAL CALENDAR
NOSES, SCABS, OR ACNE
AND CHEWING FINGERS
(Aside from being socially unacceptable,
they’re usually done with the
"DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR THE EXAM?"
(Sorry, you have to know everything!)
LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE BETTER TO BE
(Simply put, this is the best place to be)
WITH PIERCINGS (TONGUE, NAVEL, NOSE, ETC.)
ANNOYING NOISES DURING LECTURES
TO/PLAYING WITH OTHERS DURING THE LECTURES
BUBBLES, SNAPPING, OR
OTHERWISE PLAYING WITH GUM
Disclaimer: if you are Shirley Manson, you can do whatever you like in my class!
WITH AN OPEN MOUTH
OF THE ABOVE ARE DISTRACTING TO ME AND OTHERS
AND SHOULDN'T BE DONE IN POLITE SOCIETY ANYWAY.
DEPENDING ON MY MOOD, DOING ANY OF THE ABOVE
MAY DRAW MY WRATH, RANCOR, IRE, RAPIER WIT, ETC.
IT IS O.K. TO. . .
TAPE RECORD LECTURES
QUESTION WHAT YOU ARE BEING TOLD
INTERRUPT TO ASK A PERTINENT QUESTION
INTERRUPT TO MAKE AN INTERESTING COMMENT
QUIETLY DRINK IN CLASS
(Non-alcoholic beverages only, please)
CLASS IS NOT SO LARGE THAT YOU CAN BECOME INVISIBLE,
SO WATCH YOUR BODY LANGUAGE. SCOWLING, SLOUCHING,
SLEEPING, YAWNING, OR OTHER OVERT EXPRESSIONS OF
BOREDOM WILL DRAW MY ATTENTION; DON'T BE SURPRISED
IF I STOP AND ASK WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!
March 29, 2004
am currently looking to fill in the rest of the No No's list!
If anyone has a good image or is willing to pose for one, let me know!